Hot Skully
It has consistently been in the 90s all week and I can't even let a turd out without sunburning my anus. Even Gertrude is on strike: she hasn't done a perimeter tour in over a week (her pay will be docked, mark my words!) Ramona lays around being fat all day, but that's no different than normal, except that she keeps leaving her hair all over my stuff--in my food dish, on my bed, on my toothbrush...the shedding has got to stop!
Whatever. I don't even feel like talking to the world today because my skull is boiling. I need an icepack and a Corona.