Little Known Facts
-I was found in Spring Grove Cemetary on a hot August day.
-I am the sole heir of the amassed fortunes of Megan and the Boy.
-I play the accordian.
-I speak multiple languages, including Flea, Skull, Turd, and Mite.
-When relaxing, I enjoy backgammon.
-My forthcoming memoir will be available through Alfred A Knopf in February.
-People say I look like Frederick Douglass.
-When vacationing, I always check into hotels under a secret identity in order to thwart my many fans.
-I have six little nipples.
-All plant and animal life bows down before the Skull!
-I have been vaccinated.
-I broke my tail as a young lass, and it is crooked to this day.
-I can tapdance (look for me as an extra in Gregory Hines's ultimate tap film "Tap")
-I am the sole heir of the amassed fortunes of Megan and the Boy.
-I play the accordian.
-I speak multiple languages, including Flea, Skull, Turd, and Mite.
-When relaxing, I enjoy backgammon.
-My forthcoming memoir will be available through Alfred A Knopf in February.
-People say I look like Frederick Douglass.
-When vacationing, I always check into hotels under a secret identity in order to thwart my many fans.
-I have six little nipples.
-All plant and animal life bows down before the Skull!
-I have been vaccinated.
-I broke my tail as a young lass, and it is crooked to this day.
-I can tapdance (look for me as an extra in Gregory Hines's ultimate tap film "Tap")
posted by Me at 4:47 PM
2 Comments:
Wonder, you're the best. All the others are second rate...no, turd rate.
Turd rate...girl, you got it. The Wonder is the One True Skull.
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