Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Rainy Day


This Skull hates a rainy day because my paws get all soggy and Megan yells at me when I track mud in. I try to blame it on Ramona (because she has long ballet toes and can therefore pick up more dirt and track mud through the house even better than I can) but it never works because Megan is always on Ramona's side. No fair! Ramona just lays there all fat and hairy with her lolling eyes and freakishly long tongue and Megan doesn't say a word. Where as I, poor Wonder Skull, get banished to the kitchen to sit on my mat and think about what I've done...Soon I will devise a plan to rid the world of all Ramonas. It will involve electricity, some potatoes, a burlap sack, a red Radio Flyer wagon, and the river. The they will forget all about Ramona because I will tell them that she got sick of being so fat and hairy and killed herself by playing in traffic (because Ramona is stupid, and would do something like that). Then this Skull will be the only one who gets showered with affection and presents, just like the old days.

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