Sunday, February 18, 2007

I'm Back


It's been awhile since I posted last, and I feel that my fans should know why: I have been in Borneo studying pygmy marmosets for the World Federation of Ridiculously Small Animal Research (WFRSAR).
While amongst the jungle creatures, I realized that I had a higher calling in life than to be merely a lonely skull in this cold, cold world, and that I should reach out to the other helpless dregs of the world in order to improve upon skull-kind. In this effort, I failed, because my wallet was stolen by this man. Unfortunately, with my wallet, so stolen was my philanthropic fervor. So I returned once again to Cincinnati, OH, to regail you all once again with my skull's life.

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