Anus Lick

Today I'm enjoying the taste of my saturated anus very much. As a skull, I find it necessary to ensure the cleaning of my butthole. If I am to be seen by my fans at all, it requires a thorough swabbing. Though I have assistants that help me with that sort of maintenance, I find that my own personal tongue does the best job.
Does anyone out there have any preferences? I prefer the "Lewinski's Constant Method" (seen below) which is simply licking over and over again, usually at night when Megan and the Boy are trying to sleep, and smacking my lips occasionally in order to free any debris. This leaves my sphincter sparkling and slightly moist, ready for the day's action. However, this method requires almost constant work, and I need to get back to it. Happy Skulling, friends!