Thou Shall Have No Other Skulls Beside Me...

I command that:
1. I am the Skull and the Skull, you shall have no other Wonders beside me!
2. Sometimes you gotta break away, but a Skull is all you need!
3. Live as if every skull is your last!
4. You shall have repect for thumbs, as they are opposable, and can grasp the word.
5. No Ramonas or Gertrudes allowed!
6. Pants are forbidden!
7. Wonder is never at fault, even when the cupcakes are missing and there are crumbs in my beard.
8. Turn the beat around.
9. Toenail clipping is strictly forbidden! And I mean it!
10. You are an empty vessel and the Wonder is your Skull.